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The U.S. Court of Appeals has ruled in favor of a group of Minneapolis zombies who had filed a federal lawsuit charging they were wrongfully arrested while protesting mindless consumerism in 2006. Police said they arrested the six lurching protesters because they thought they were carrying "simulated weapons of mass destruction," which turned out to be portable sound systems for a Zombie Dance Party.
"I don't give a goddamn about anybody's constitutional fucking rights." - Police officer Edward Nelson at the station after the arrest, according to the undead plaintiffs.